The Emperor Augustus is out on a walkabout near the the Palace when he notices a man who bears a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, the Emperor asks the man 'Did your mother ever work in service at the Palace?'
'No, your highness' replies the man 'but my father did'
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My dad's favorite joke that he created
Warning: this joke is not good in any way
Three men go on a walkabout vacation in the outback of Australia. They have never been to the continent, and unknowingly tresspassed on aboriginal grounds.
Towards dusk, they are ambushed and kidnapped by aborigines. They are taken back to thie...