The Emperor Augustus is out on a walkabout near the the Palace when he notices a man who bears a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, the Emperor asks the man 'Did your mother ever work in service at the Palace?'

'No, your highness' replies the man 'but my father did'

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My dad's favorite joke that he created

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Three men go on a walkabout vacation in the outback of Australia. They have never been to the continent, and unknowingly tresspassed on aboriginal grounds.

Towards dusk, they are ambushed and kidnapped by aborigines. They are taken back to thie...

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A Briton, an Australian, and a Haitian are all in a pub...

The Briton says: "My day sucked major arse. Me job was taken by a bloody Polish immigrant. Now I can't even afford to drink my tea and beer!"

The Australian says: "Nah mate, my day was a lot worse. Some Indonesian bloke stole me money! Now I can't afford to surf and go walkabout!"

The ...

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