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Whatโ€™s the difference between a teenage girl and the Popes luggage?

One is totes blessed and the other is blessed totes.

Cashier: Hey man, do you have enough bags for your groceries?

Me: Totes

A woman was checking out at the grocery store. . .

A woman was at the store with her kid, just about to check out. When she got to the cash register, all she had was a backpack. The clerk asked her why she wanted the backpack since her kid was still very small. She responded, "I'm going to stuff my kid in the backpack and carry him around." The peop...

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