Cashier: Hey man, do you have enough bags for your groceries?
A woman was at the supermarket
A woman was at the supermarket with her kid and was about to check out. When she got to the cash register, all she had was a backpack. The clerk asked her why she wanted the backpack since her kid was still very young. She responded, "I'm going to stuff my kid in the backpack and carry him around." ...
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and the Popes luggage?
One is totes blessed and the other is blessed totes.
An entrepreneurial blonde is looking for some extra cash
So she goes door to door asking people if they have any odd jobs they need done. Around the third house or so, a sharply dressed man answers the door. She inquires about the jobs, and the wheels in his head start turning. He's been meaning to paint the massive porch that takes up the entire rear of ...