A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a handbag

She said thanks for the baghdad

After returning from a trip from the Sunshine State, a man tells his friend all the things he’d seen.

“Did you know in Florida they use alligators to make handbags?”



His friend says in amazement, “Wow, it’s crazy what they can make animals do these days.”

...two blondes walked into a bar

...ordered two beers, sat down at a table, opened their handbags, peeling open tupperware then started to eat sandwiches.

* **barman:** “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”
...So the two blondes swapped their sandwiches.

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Man rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitc...

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