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Handbags Jokes

A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a handbag

She said thanks for the baghdad

A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking...

the wife said to her husband, "Honey if I were to die, would you get remarried?" The husband thought for a moment and then said, "Well, yes I think I would." The wife wasn't too happy about this, she spent some time in quiet thought. Then, after a while she said, "Honey, if I were to die and you wer...

She asked me why I love her.

I said it's because of your keen insight and large handbags...


In other words, your perspicacity and purse capacity.

Back then, girls used to chase after me like crazy.

But I no longer steal handbags.

When I was young, women were chasing me all around the block

But I got too old for stealing handbags.

After returning from a trip from the Sunshine State, a man tells his friend all the things he’d seen.

“Did you know in Florida they use alligators to make handbags?”



His friend says in amazement, “Wow, it’s crazy what they can make animals do these days.”

...two blondes walked into a bar

...ordered two beers, sat down at a table, opened their handbags, peeling open tupperware then started to eat sandwiches.

* **barman:** “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”
...So the two blondes swapped their sandwiches.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Man rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitc...

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