Back then, girls used to chase after me like crazy.
But I no longer steal handbags.
When I was young, women were chasing me all around the block
But I got too old for stealing handbags.
After returning from a trip from the Sunshine State, a man tells his friend all the things he’d seen.
“Did you know in Florida they use alligators to make handbags?”
His friend says in amazement, “Wow, it’s crazy what they can make animals do these days.”
...two blondes walked into a bar
...ordered two beers, sat down at a table, opened their handbags, peeling open tupperware then started to eat sandwiches.
* **barman:** “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” ...So the two blondes swapped their sandwiches.
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