Titled Jokes - 34 Hilarious Titled Jokes

I bought a book titled “How to Solve Half Your Problems.”

I read it twice, now I’m problem free.

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I wanted to see that new movie titled "Constipated"

It hasn't come out yet.

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Cannot believe the new Chocolate Factory prequel movie is unimaginatively titled “Wonka”…

I mean we had “Young Sheldon”, so why can’t we have “Small Willy”?

It would be a much better fit.

If a vegetable wrote an erotic asphyxiation help guide, what would it be titled?

Idk if this joke works. I’m workshopping it

If a vegetable wrote an erotic asphyxiation help guide, what would it be titled?

“Art of choke me”

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I wrote a book and titled it "Julius, quick grab the girl before she gets away"

My editor decided to shorten it to "Julius Seize her!"

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You know, for a song titled, "Piano Man..."

The guy with the harmonica sure won't shut the hell up.

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Put the punchline in the title

Do you know what the best way to ruin a joke is?

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I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE

I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.

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I got a great deal and paid only $6 for a book titled “100 Truly Disgusting Jokes.”

If you break it down per joke, I only paid for the author’s 6 cents of humor.

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I wrote a book titled ‘Do Not Touch’.

Sales have done very well, except for the Braille prints.

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I just read an article titled, "100 Things To Do Before You Die"

I was quite surprised that, "Yell for help!" wasn't one of them.

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I saw a book on Amazon titled “How to Solve 50% of your life’s problems.”

Naturally I ordered two copies.

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I got a book titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures’.

I opened it up and the appendix was missing.

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I was really excited when I picked up a book titled “69 Mating positions”.

Turns out it was about chess.

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I'm writing a musical titled "Pun"

It's a play on words.

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Saw the movie titled Constipation?

I bet you didn't because it isn't out yet.

/crappy joke , I know ;-)

I've just finished writing a script for a film I titled "American Schools"

Shooting starts soon.

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IF YOU SEE A LINK TITLED “JAMES CHARLES NUDE”, DON’T CLICK ON IT.

#IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK.

China's national anthem is titled 'March of the Volunteers'

But most people are forced to sing it.

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NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled "Airline Tragedies."

They are putting the pilot together right now.

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In 8th grade english class I wrote a script titled "The Pun"

The very first set description in the script said that the stage was to be painted over with random words and phrases.

When I handed in the assignment, my teacher came up to me and asked: "Why is your script titled 'The Pun' and why is the floor covered with phrases?"

"Because m...

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I wrote a research paper on tuberculosis titled “TB”

Instead of a grade next to the title the professor just added a “D.”

So I guess that means it’s still to be determined....

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(Nsfw)Went to pornhub the other day there was a lot of videos titled "bbc destroys teen"...

I don't know why the British Broadcasting Corporation is destroying the lives of teens..but I for one think it shows lack of journalistic integrity.

I've just finished reading a brilliant book titled, "How to avoid getting ripped off".

Best $600 I have ever spent!

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I was given a book recommendation recently. The book was titled “When the Pandemic will End”

Written by Sue Nora Layter

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I bought the book titled "How to beat procrastination" to fix my procrastinating habit.

It's been 5 months already and I haven't opened that book yet.

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I'm reading a book titled "The Indestructible Dog".

I just can't put it down.

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I was browsing through a section in the bookshop titled "Advertising for Idiots."

It said "Buy one and get a second one for the price of two."

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My Dad sent me this email titled "Politically Correct Jokes"

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.
I woke this morning with a huge correction.

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers .......
So I did.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy

My girlfriend sa...

I love to go to bookstores and ask "Hello, I'm looking for a book titled: How to deal with rejection without killing"

... do you have it? ...

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We had student's contest for the best short story of the first sex experience. The obvious winner was titled:

"Home Alone"

Lenin in Poland

An artist is commissioned by the USSR to make a painting commemorating relations between the Soviet Union and Poland, to be titled "Lenin in Poland." A large ceremony is held at the Kremlin for its unveiling. When the painting is revealed, the guests gasp — the painting shows Lenin's wife in bed wit...

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What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled?

The Deliverance

After hours of working on every syllable of this masterpiece, I bring you a haiku I've titled "Truth in hindsight"

The sky is blue

The grass is green

Jetfuel can't melt steel beams

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