Government - 'Um, we're having big issues with tax evasion. People are stashing away notes with large denominations.'
Modi: 'Have you tried turning them off and and on again?'
Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?
Once I saw a man on a bridge about to jump
I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What denomination?" He said, "...
Oldie but still good...
This seems to fit here:
Some sub-par counterfeiters discovered that their latest run of bills were all $18 denominations. They realized that they couldn’t pass them off in the city so they headed out to the hinterlands to try and pass them off.
They stopped at a backwoods general stor...
What did the evil fraction say?
You will never stop my plans for world denomination.
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.
A farmer lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.
The dog finally died and the farmer went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we c...
Walking across the Golden Gate bridge, I saw a man about to jump...
Walking across the Golden Gate bridge, I saw a man about to jump, so I approached him and said, “Don’t jump!”
And he said, “I’ve got nothing to live for and no one cares about me in the slightest.”
So I replied, “You’re forgetting about God.”
The man s...
8 Days’ Worth
Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. “What denomination?” asks the postal clerk.
Mary thinks a second before replying, “Give me six Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.”
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A Little Old Lady....
.....walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the littl...