In breaking news, Triple Crown winner Justify has turned down an invitation to White House.
When asked why he answered, “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I would have finished second.”
Billy: "Your mare - what breed is it?" Jack: "No clue, but it beat the winner of this year's Kentucky Derby. " "Why wasn't it entered for the Triple Crown?" "Problem is, it gallops only at night. Snoozes in the daytime."
"Tsk tsk tsk... a nightmare."
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