Why do some conspiracy weirdos wear tin foil hats with four holes in it?
To make sure 5G radiation can't get through.
Why does the government use microwaves to spy on you?
Because it's the one place you can't put tin foil.
a Russian man goes to a job interview
A Russian man that has been recently fired from his accountant job goes to a job interview for a new law firm in Moscow. During the interview the man that has been reading his resume exclaims excited "sir, you have a brilliant record!" and the accountant responds "I now, I wrote it in tin foil paper...