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Superconductor Jokes

A superconductor walks into a bar...

The bartender said, "we don't serve your kind here."

The superconductor left without resistance.

Why was the superconductor sleeping under a bridge?

Because it's Ohmless.

What did the superconductor say when he was evicted from his property?

Oh no! I'm ohmless!

I was defending myself after a crime spree by explaining that I had hypothermia and turned into a superconductor.

I couldn't resist.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

"STOP RESISTING!!!"

Science Jokes

A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve viruses in this bar."
The virus replaces the bartender and says, "Now we do."


An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases in this bar."
The infectious disease says, "wel...

Today marks my tenth year driving trains

Finally, you can call me a superconductor.

The Robot Family.

It's a big night for XR-573, the patriarch of the robot family. Not only are all three of his sons going to be over for dinner for the first time in years, but all three of them have brand new fiancées! XR-573 and his wife Z7-271 are both very excited to see their children and learn all about their ...

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