I was defending myself after a crime spree by explaining that I had hypothermia and turned into a superconductor.

I couldn't resist.

What did the superconductor say when he was evicted from his property?

Oh no! I'm ohmless!

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.”

The superconductor left without resistance.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?


I failed my physics exam today.

They asked me to give examples of superconductors. Apparently 'The French Resistance' was not an acceptable answer.

Science Jokes

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Today marks my tenth year driving trains

Finally, you can call me a superconductor.

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