A conspiracy theorist who doesn't believe in Zeus walks out into a field during a thunderstorm wearing his tinfoil hat to test his theory.
Needless to say, he was shocked when he learned the truth.
Sometimes I wear a tinfoil hat.
I’m not one of those wackjobs, it just makes being in the microwave more interesting.
Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster.
He wore a crown before it was cool.
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I entered a gameshow to win a million dollars...
The gameshow required guessing the unknown using your five senses.
In round one, I stuck my hand into a covered box and guess what was inside by feel. Without hesitation I knew it was seaweed and tinfoil. I would know that feeling anywhere.
In round two, we were paired and had to guess...
Two Irish nuns are on a boat to the US...
Two Irish nuns are on a boat to the US, when the first nun says, "You know, I've heard they eat dogs in America." "I've heard the same thing," says the second. After some discussion, the two nuns decide that they will try some dog in order to start immersing themselves in American cultural c...