Conjoined Twins Jokes - 16 Hilarious Conjoined Twins Jokes

Why did the conjoined twins move to England?

So the other one could drive.

I called two girls hipsters and got slapped.

Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".

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I pissed off two men today because I referred to them as hipsters..

Apparently the correct term is 'conjoined twins'

I went on a date with a pair of conjoined twins

(You: “did you have a good time?”)

Ehhh... yes and no....

I met conjoined twins and I'm not sure which one I like more.

They're neck and neck.

What did the conjoined twins change their dating profile to after surgery?

Recently Separated

Mum hated that it was illegal to hit me as a child, so she gave birth to conjoined twins…

I guess if you can’t beat ‘em…

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A pair of conjoined twins went to see the psychiatrist. Twin A confessed to wanting to have sex with twin B. The shrink responded...

Hey, you do you.

Why did the conjoined twins travel from America to England?

So the other one could finally drive.

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(Source: heard it in _Man on the Moon_ movie)

Two conjoined twins, attached by the face, have successfully been separated today.

Since the operation they've done nothing but argue.

Having once been so close, they no longer see eye to eye.

A guy is talking to two women in a bar...

A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be
conjoined twins and they wind up back at his apartment.

He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one might get bored watching, so he asks her what she'd like to do.

She sa...

Why do the conjoined twins travel to London?

...so the other twin gets the chance to drive a car =(

TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins.

Well it is side-splitting.

PSA: the term “Hipsters” is politically incorrect and is considered an offensive slur in many circles

Please use the medically-recommended term “conjoined twins” instead.

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A guy goes into a bar

where he meets a pair of conjoined twins who are joined at the side. They hit it off and proceed to booze the night away. Closing time comes around and they decide to tak the party back to his house. He gets in the door and the twins immediately drop and one starts blowing him while the other tounge...

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Hips don't lie.

Some woman went completely batshit on me in town today. All I said was that her kid was a 'right little hipster'. Apparently, the correct term is 'Conjoined twins'.

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