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Tickles Jokes

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Tickle Me Elmo

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manage...

How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Ten-tickles.

Of course it only has 8 of those.

So the first two were test-tickles!

Turned the tables on my 8-year-old son.

Son: “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?”

Me: “I don’t know; how many?”

Son: “Ten tickles.”

Me: “Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.”

Son: “Huh?”

Me: “Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you can tel...

I was fired from my job in the Tickle Me Elmo factory

My boss didn't like me giving each Elmo two test tickles.

How long does a man have to tickle a woman before it becomes hentai?

Long enough for ten tickles.

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How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl cry?

10 tickles

What taste tickles a MILF lover's taste buds?

Umami.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

I built a machine that tickles you.

I have been asking people to try it. But nobody seems to want to try some test tickles.

Does every Tickle-Me-Elmo have to have test-tickles before they leave the factory?

No, Not every one, only the males

Cakeday favorite string of jokes. How many tickles does it take to tickle a squid?

Tentacles.
How do you check that? Test tickles!
What did the octopus think? You gotta be squidding me!

Joke my dad loved

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?


Two test tickles

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her two test tickles

I will see myself out. Thank you and have a good day

What is it called when you poke someone to see if it tickles?

A test tickle.

How many tickles does it take to confirm your identity?

Just 2 test tickles.

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