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Turned the tables on my 8-year-old son.

Son: “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?”

Me: “I don’t know; how many?”

Son: “Ten tickles.”

Me: “Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.”

Son: “Huh?”

Me: “Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you can tel...

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Ten tickles.



Of course there are eight of them, the first two are test tickles.

Dad jokes for Father's Day

As its Father's Day (in Australia at least), here's a thread for all our favourite Dad Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles


Happy Dad Joke Day!

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