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My girlfriend just screamed at me for tickling my child's feet

She said something about 'waiting until they're born'

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Tickling

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the woman felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...

(NSFW)So I'm tickling my little sisters foot, and my mom goes absolutely nuts and starts beating me up...

Nobody told me not to touch her until she's born...

How much tickling does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

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Angry Mom.

Last night, I was trying to annoy my little brother. I kept tickling his feet... and my Mom went fucking crazy and screamed: "WOULD YOU WAIT UNTIL HE'S FUCKING BORN!?!?"

I got yelled at this morning by my mother for tickling my younger brother's foot...

Something about at least waiting till he's born.

I was tickling my little sister's feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful.

Something about "Waiting until she's born".

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My sister-in-law was pissed when she saw me tickling my nephew's legs

She screamed something like " wait till he is born".

So mum had a fight with me

So mum had a fight with me because i was tickling my brothers feet,
she was like: Stop! Stop! Wait til heโ€™s born!

I was tickling my brothers feet last night

and my mother woke up and had a right go at me!! something about waiting till he's born first?

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