My mom kicked me out the house for tickling my little brothers feet
I knew I should’ve waited until he was born
My girlfriend just screamed at me for tickling my child's feet
She said something about 'waiting until they're born'
My Mom got mad at me for tickling my little brother's feet...
She was all like "Wait until he's born"
"A Bone-Tickling Riddle: Why Skeletons Refuse to Battle?
**Why don't skeletons fight each other?**
**They don't have the guts!**
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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the woman felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...
What do rich people say when tickling their little kids?
Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.
I was tickling my little sister's feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful.
Something about "Waiting until she's born".
How much tickling does it take to make an octopus laugh?
(NSFW)So I'm tickling my little sisters foot, and my mom goes absolutely nuts and starts beating me up...
Nobody told me not to touch her until she's born...
I was tickling my brothers feet last night
and my mother woke up and had a right go at me!! something about waiting till he's born first?
My mum had an argument with me last night.
She told me to stop tickling my little brothers feet.
Her exact words were... "Stop it, wait until he's born"