My mom kicked me out the house for tickling my little brothers feet
I knew I should’ve waited until he was born
What do rich people say when tickling their little kids?
Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.
My girlfriend just screamed at me for tickling my child's feet
She said something about 'waiting until they're born'
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Tickling
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the woman felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...
(NSFW)So I'm tickling my little sisters foot, and my mom goes absolutely nuts and starts beating me up...
Nobody told me not to touch her until she's born...
I was tickling my little sister's feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful.
Something about "Waiting until she's born".
How much tickling does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
I got yelled at this morning by my mother for tickling my younger brother's foot...
Something about at least waiting till he's born.
My mom went mental at me for tickling my little brother's feet today -
something about waiting until he's born?...
A German a French and an English man crash with their plane on an island.
Immediately they start to explore the island and encounter a native tribe.
The chieftain of the tribe commands everyone of those 3 to get into the jungle and gather 2 different kinds of fruits, otherwise he has to banish them from the island.
First the English man arrives back at the c...
I was tickling my brothers feet last night
and my mother woke up and had a right go at me!! something about waiting till he's born first?
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