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How do you titillate an Ocelot?

Oscillate it's tits a lot.

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(Nsfw) How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate their tits a lot.

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is using a single feather to tease and titillate

Kinky is using the whole damn chicken

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Performance In Bed

Accountants do it with Double Entry

Acupuncturists do it with a small prick

Ambulance Drivers come quicker

Australians do it Down Under

Bankers do it with Interest

Bartenders do it on the Rocks

Chess Players check their Mates

Cops do it with H...

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One sultry Sunday afternoon in Rome

On one sultry Sunday afternoon in Rome, there was a beautiful young nun walking back home after the service in the church. The priest who was driving back home in his wagon spots the poor nun walking home in the sweltering heat. Being the gentleman that he was and a servant of the Lord, he stops by ...

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