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How did Christian Bale get so skinny for "The Machinist"?

He's a methhead actor.

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Two men were discussing their favorite sex styles

Man 1: I usually go doggy style or cowgirl. Itโ€™s just the easiest for me.

Man 2: Then you never had it in machinists style. You gotta try that itโ€™s the best.

Man 1: What do you do in the machinist style?

Man 2: Screw, nut and bolt.

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