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Christian Bale Jokes

Christian Bale gained 40lbs for a role.

Big deal, I gained over 50lbs from multiple rolls.

What do you call batman when he skips church?

Christian Bale

How did Christian Bale get so skinny for "The Machinist"?

He's a methhead actor.

Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre.

I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.

I was delivering a sermon to my congregation the other day.

After I mentioned a rude joke that compared The Dark Knight Rises to the torturous pits of Hell, I saw one man angrily stand up and storm out. I was in complete shock.


It was the first time I’d ever seen a Christian Bale.

Did you guys hear about the horse that only ate hay from a church?

Apparently it could only be a Christian Bale.

I saw Batman leaving Church early on Easter

It was the first time I had seen a Christian Bale

My kid comes up to me and asks...

Hey mom, if you're sentenced to prison in the court of God, would you need Christian Bale??

A girl wants movie stars faces tattooed on her thighs

So she goes to a tattoo parlor and spends hours having Christain Bale’ face tattooed on her left inner thigh and Leonardo DiCaprio’s face tattooed on her right inner thigh.

When it’s finished, she is extremely disappointed with the results, saying neither face is an accurate depiction of who...

Jesus Christ was once Arrested.

But he was released on Christian Bale.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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