A group of moles are hibernating for the winter in a burrow by a small farm on the countryside
One morning, one of the moles pops his head out of the hole.
“I smell maple syrup in the air!” Says the mole, “every start of spring the farmer’s wife cooks pancakes. It’s time for us to leave!”
The mole leaves the burrow. And a second mole sticks his head out.
“He’s onto someth...
A mommy mole, daddy mole, and baby mole are together in their burrow
Mommy mole sticks her head out and sniffs the air. She asks, "What's that smell? Is it brown sugar?"
Daddy mole sticks his head out to sniff around, "No I don't think so. Smells like vanilla to me."
The baby mole still in the burrow says "I don't know what you guys are talking about. ...
It's November 10th 1823, Paris, France...
And 3 prisoners are to be executed on the public squared that day; An artist, a cook and an engineer. The artists walks up to the guillotine bows down and prays to god. The burrow releases the blade and it stops 10 centimeters above the artist's head. They try and try but the blade won't fall all th...
It's been a long hard winter for Mr. And Mrs. Mole...
It's been cold and dark and, well, dank, down in their molehill. Baby Mole is too young to remember the warm days of spring. One fine morning in March a breeze from above wafts through the burrow. "Do you smell that?" cries Mr. Mole as he scurries up the narrow tunnel to the entrance to the bur...
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The Fly (a tad long, but bear with me)
On a hot midsummer afternoon a fly was hovering over a pond thinking, "if I just go two inches down, the moisture from the pond will cool me".
But, unknown to the fly, a fish was watching the fly from under the water thinking, "if the fly comes just two inches down, I can jump up and gobble i...
The Rabbit's Thesis
Story :
Scene: It's a fine, sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit:"My thesis."
Fox:"Hmm. What is it about?"
Rabbit:"Oh, I'm wri...
So an animal testing lab accidentally let one of its rabbits out.
The bunny hopped along till it found a wild rabbit. It asked the wild bunny "Can you help me? I don't know what bunnies do!" The wild rabbit said, "Let's go eat some crops!" So they go to a farmer's field and chow down.
As they are sitting there the lab rabbit says, "What do we do now?" The w...
There Once Lived A Family of Moles on a Hill.
On morning Papa Mole woke up and walked to the entrance of the burrow. He was greeted with the most beautiful morning he had ever seen. The sunrise shone brightly and scents of spring wafted through the air.
"This is amazing!" Papa exclaimed "Ma! Come and see this! The morning's beautiful an...
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