There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Jap...
A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog.
Without saying a word, the man takes the leash of his dog and swings the dog above his head in a circle like a lasso.
After a short time, the barman finally asks "what are you doing?!"
Thereupon the blind man says: Oh, I just wanted to take a look around.
The Ivory Throne of the King of Timbuktu
Hundreds of years ago, when glorious Timbuktu was nothing more than a large collection of grass huts, the King of that great city declared his wish for a throne fit for such a mighty ruler. Of ivory it was to be, exquisitely carved, inlaid with gold leaf, decorated with diamonds and emeralds and sap...