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Wormhole Jokes

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An accidental time traveler falls in a wormhole

He emerges into a building in chaos, people running and screaming. Bodies crashing to the pavement outside

"OH FUCK!" He screams. It must be September 11 2001!!

A man screams in return "No you fool! It's October 24th,1929!"

I created a wormhole, but it doesn’t work.

Now it’s just something to a-void.

I don’t get why wormholes are interesting, I saw one this morning

Then I threw my apple away

There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel....

"Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"

Little Johnny and the worm

Little Johhny foud a worm annd tried to push it into a wormhole. As it kept bending, it wouldn’t go in. His grandpa was lookink on and said:” If you can get the worm into the hole, I’ll give you a dollar!”.
Little Johhny thought for a minute and ran tothe bathroom. He came back with a can of hair...

I think the tomatoes in my garden are actually round red time travelers.

They all seem to be developing wormholes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

Am eating an apple with a wormhole in it and remembered my mom telling this joke.

Why did the astro physicist go digging in the dirt?

He was looking for wormholes.

What does space-time and apples have in common?

A wormhole.

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Put all your disgusting jokes here.

Heres one: Jimmy is playing in his room when a wormhole opens up and Jimmy 30 years from now gets out.

Younger Jimmy says,' Wow! What do I become when I grow up?'

'A pedophile' Older Jimmy says as he locks the door.

NASA should hire birds for time travel researches.

They have been studying wormholes for thousands if not millions of years before human do.

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They say Uranus has 27 moons...

I beg to differ, I think it has two moons, a crater, and a wormhole.

I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel...

We really opened a can of wormholes.

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