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Wormhole Jokes

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An accidental time traveler falls in a wormhole

He emerges into a building in chaos, people running and screaming. Bodies crashing to the pavement outside

"OH FUCK!" He screams. It must be September 11 2001!!

A man screams in return "No you fool! It's October 24th,1929!"

I created a wormhole, but it doesn’t work.

Now it’s just something to a-void.

I don’t get why wormholes are interesting, I saw one this morning

Then I threw my apple away

There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel....

"Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"

Little Johnny and the worm

Little Johhny foud a worm annd tried to push it into a wormhole. As it kept bending, it wouldn’t go in. His grandpa was lookink on and said:” If you can get the worm into the hole, I’ll give you a dollar!”.
Little Johhny thought for a minute and ran tothe bathroom. He came back with a can of hair...

I think the tomatoes in my garden are actually round red time travelers.

They all seem to be developing wormholes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

Am eating an apple with a wormhole in it and remembered my mom telling this joke.

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Put all your disgusting jokes here.

Heres one: Jimmy is playing in his room when a wormhole opens up and Jimmy 30 years from now gets out.

Younger Jimmy says,' Wow! What do I become when I grow up?'

'A pedophile' Older Jimmy says as he locks the door.

Why did the astro physicist go digging in the dirt?

He was looking for wormholes.

What does space-time and apples have in common?

A wormhole.

NASA should hire birds for time travel researches.

They have been studying wormholes for thousands if not millions of years before human do.

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They say Uranus has 27 moons...

I beg to differ, I think it has two moons, a crater, and a wormhole.

I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel...

We really opened a can of wormholes.

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