Tens Jokes - 7 Hilarious Tens Jokes

Scientists removed the right half brain of a man and then they asked him to count to ten.

The man counted, "two, four, six, eight, ten."

Then they put the right-half back and removed the left-half, and again asked the man to count to ten.

The man counted, "one, three, five, seven, nine."

The scientists then removed both halves of the man's brain, and asked him again...

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I asked my wife if I'm the only one she has ever been with. She said yes

All the others were nines and tens.

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According to finnish sources there are tens of thousands of Russian soldiers at their border.

The only issue is that they’re buried six feet deep.

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Never thought Netflix would produce an award-winning series watched by tens of millions around the world. But hey...

Stranger Things have happened.

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By then end of my lifetime, I will have cause tens of thousands of ejaculations.

Single-handedly.

A gospel choir leader with a lisp embezzled tens of thousands of dollars from his church.

But eventually he got caught and had to faith the music.

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My laundry business makes tens of millions a year

Really helped that I started it across the street from GoldmanSacks

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