It's midnight and a woman awakes to find her husband not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye.
"What's the matter, dear...
There isn't too much of a difference between my boss and my drug dealer
Both get my hopes up by saying there's something great on the horizon and both slowly tear away at my hopes by telling me that it'll happen next week.
Stalin is planning a visit to a Soviet preschool
In preparing, all of the children are taught to say that all of the best things in the world are available in the Soviet Union.
So, Stalin with his officials and his bodyguards arrives at the school, and he starts talking to the kids and asking them questions:
Firstly, he asks young Al...
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