In case a war starts, they can tear off the sides and surrender.
up on the oil rigs
so these two albertans, jordan and teddy, are working away up north, on a long stint. jordan says "hey teddy, whats the first thing you're gonna do when you get home" and teddy replies "I'm gonna go straight upstairs and tear off my wifes panties!" and jordan says "oh yeah??" and teddy replies "ye...
What is the difference between one night stand, long relationship and marriage?
in one night stand you tear off the panties
in long relationship you gently remove the panties
in marriage you wash and dry the panties. then fold them and put them in the clothes cupboard.
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