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Leach Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leach

One is a spineless bloodsucking parasite, the other is a literal worm.

I took a class recently on the history of food preservation.

In the early days, metal containers were the cheapest and easiest to make, so almost all food was stored in cans. Tin was a particularly soft and easy to mold/shape, and didn’t rust like other options, so most preserved food cans were made of tin.

Things went great for a while, with some food...

Did you hear about Robin Leach's new show?

Afterlifestyles of the Rich and Famous
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