Tearable Jokes - 29 Hilarious Tearable Jokes

Mods can we please ban jokes about hymens?

They’re tearable.

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I am a master of tearable puns

But only on paper

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An original joke from my 7 year old daughter

Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper?

Don’t worry about it, it’s tearable!

{I’m sure someone in history has used this pun, but I was pretty impressed with her effort!}

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I constantly have to remind my wife to not breast feed our son for so long. She always seems to forget that it causes bleeding…

… she has a tearable mammary.

(Sorry just a random dad joke I thought of today while in the shower. Not a true story)

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I wrote a joke about hymens.

But it’s fucking tearable.

There's never any good jokes about pieces of paper.

They're all tearable.

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Why does everyone hate thin paper?

Because it's tearable

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Why doesn’t Charles Barkley like paper?

Because it’s tearable.

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I like to write PUN on a sheet of paper and then rip it in half because...

My puns are tearable.

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Why are all glasses wearers able to rip paper with just one look?

They have tearable vision.

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Why are written puns worse than puns spoken aloud?

Puns on paper are tearable.

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There is a reason why you don’t see many paper jokes.

They are all tearable.

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Did you hear the one about toilet paper?

Second thoughts it's tearable

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What's the worst kind of condom?

A tearable one.

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Preferated pages are terrible

Tearable*

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If you ever publish a book, make sure it's a hard cover.

Otherwise, it will be tearable.

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My work replaced our regular toilet paper with single ply. Everybody hates it...

...Its really tearable.

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part credit to Amb_33 (thanks).

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I just tried out a more durable type of paper.

It wasn't tearable.

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My 7year old just asked me... Have you heard the joke about the sheet of paper ?

Nevermind, it's tearable.

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Perforated underwear

Now, that's a tearable idea

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I accidentally ripped up my homework assignment about the history of perforated paper.

It was tearable.

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Why were people drawn and quartered?

They were tearable people

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Did you hear about that incident last week with the perforated paper?

It was just tearable.

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Don't let the naysayers get you down, even the inventor of toilet paper had his critics...

"this is tearable" they said at first.

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A buddy of mine quit his job at the paper mill,

He said the conditions were tearable.

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What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

nothing they were tearable.

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I cant English good?

I prefer to speaking to writing on paper so that my grammar isn't as tearable.

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Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business.

They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product.

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Paper

Two brothers each start their own paper making companies. One day one brother notices that the other is very upset, so he asks what's wrong. To which the sad brother replies " I perforated all the paper to the point where it can't be used". Next the other brother replied " That's tearable ".

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