A ca. 800 year old joke from Islamic folklore about Mullah Nasruddin
One day, a neighbor whom Mullah Nasruddin didn't like came to see him. The neighbor asked Nasruddin, "May I borrow your donkey?"
Nasruddin did not want to lend his donkey to the neighbor he didn't like. So, he told him, "I would be glad to loan you my donkey. Unfortunately, my brother came y...
A mullah a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar in new york.
Bartender says: What's this some kind of joke?
Religion
I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty,...
A Mullah, a Priest, and a Rabbi go camping ...
A Mullah, a Priest, and a Rabbi go camping. While they're setting up their tents, they see a grizzly bear prowling in the distance. The Mullah says, "I'm going to convert him to Islam." and walks off towards the bear. After 15 minutes, he comes back and says "I read to him from the Koran. Nothing...
Mullah Naseeruddin
One day, Mullah Naseeruddin heard a knock on his door. He opened the door and found his daughter standing there crying with a bruise on her eye.
"What happened?" Naseeruddin asked. She said that she got into a fight with her husband and he beat her. To this, Naseeruddin responded by slapping ...
A Rabbi, a Christian priest, and a Mullah are talking about miracles and their experience with them.
The Christian priest starts:
"I was in the middle of a field and all of a sudden there was a storm. The sky started pounding and I was really afraid that a lightning bolt would hit me, but then I remembered that I must put my faith in God. I prayed to Him, and in a flash, there was rain aroun...
Some street joke from IRAN
Somewhere in Iran a Mullah is walking the street and suddenly falls into a hole.
Some people walking around rush to the top of the hole to help him :
\- Give us your hand !
The Mullah stand still in the bottom of the hole while the people keep shouting to him.
After a fe...
A lot of people in Iran think that president, Hassan Rouhani went way over the line when he threatened the US with the mother of all wars in his latest speech.
In fact they are so concerned about the angry Twitter response from president Trump that they are going to set up their own ‘Mullah investigation’ to look into the matter.
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A Doctor, a Lawyer, and an Engineer ... and the Taliban.
A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer were waiting to be guillotined by the Taliban.
They tested it by chopping off the head of a goat. They dragged over the doctor. "Do you have anything to say?" "Why kill me? I'm a doctor. I can treat your sick and injured." "Off with his head!" shouted the m...
The Art of the Sermon
Mullah Nasreddin was invited to give a sermon. Reluctantly, he dragged himself to the pulpit in the front of the room and glared at his attentive listeners.
"Do any of you," he began. "Have any idea what I'm about to say?"
His followers glanced around in confusion and shook their hea...
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