UPJOKE
instructorprofessorteacherprivatdozentdoctorateeducatoreducationalpreceptorlecturerhabilitationornithologyreaderhorticulturistlibrarianpoland

Docent Jokes

You can get a tour from the museum director, but...

LPT:
They're cheaper by the docent

"We just hired some new guy at the museum"

"Oh yeah? Is he any good?"

"He's docent."

Donald Trump was admiring the Sistine chapel

Trump : this is the bestest painting I’ve ever seen

Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..

Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I’m not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle
1 joke is hidden here because they may not be suitable for all ages.
show them anyway

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.