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Homeschooling Jokes

Why isn’t homeschooling more popular in Texas?

It costs a lot of money to field your own football team.

Homeschooling cancelled in Alabama

Too many students sleeping with their teachers.

Homeschooling is going well.

2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

Due to the wave of homeschooling this year, I'm suggesting we change "wake me up when September ends"

To "knock me out when September starts."

My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted.

Homeschooling for us was fun though

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I just lost my virginity to the hottest girl in school

I don’t get what the fuss about homeschooling is about

COVID Humor

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerato...

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My teacher failed me in SexEd because I didn't want to discuss the subject.

Worst part of homeschooling...

Due to a severe increase in Teachers having affairs with their Students,

Homeschooling has been banned by the Governor of Alabama.

I walked into my teachers doing the deed

Goddamn homeschooling

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I used to be a real player in high school, fucked every girl in my class

Until my mom stopped homeschooling

A brilliant scientist successfully creates a lifelike deer cyborg.

Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo...

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