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A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they found a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish and a Star of David on the wall.

Pointing to the first drawing, the head of the team declared: 'This indicates that these people were family oriented and held women in high position. The donkey shows that they were intelligent enough to use animals to till the soil. The shovel means that they were able to forge tools. Even further ...

Holy Mackerel! It's so hot out here today...

I just heard a tree trunk whistle for a dog...

Where did the mackerel get the references for its thesis?

From the fish sauce.

Iโ€™m seeing a lot of heaven related jokes, so hereโ€™s a bad one to lower every bodies expectations-

What do angles fish for in heaven?
Holy mackerels

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Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go?

Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel.

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Custer's Last Thought

There was a man who was obsessed about the wild west. Cowboys and Indians, this guy loved it all.

One day he was in his house looking at his already massive collection, and suddenly he gets an idea how to expand it furthermore.

He calls up a painter and says "I want you to paint me a p...

Now that Macron has won in France and Merkel heads Germany...

they shall be known by their celebrity couple name: Mackerel.

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Cave Excavation

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in their order of appearance:

1. a woman
2. a donkey
3. a shovel
4. a fish
5. a Star of David

They decided that this...

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A joke from my English teacher.

Some archaeologists find a cave, untouched by man for a long time.

In the cave they find some typical stone age tools. But they also find some symbols on the wall.

Left to Right:

[A woman](http://i.imgur.com/FjvkI.jpg).
[A donkey](http://i.imgur.com/5sogi.jpg).
[A shov...

A man goes to a French market

He wanders around the market, looking for ingredients to make a fish stew. He buys some carrots, onions, and even a few exotic spices. But he still needs to find some fresh fish. He heads over to the deli where he sees an amazing arrangement of meats, cheeses, and of course, seafood. He asks the man...

It's mayhem in the kitchen, and two chefs are at each other's throats over a botched order....

"I told you the manager wanted cod seasoned with parsley!" yelled the first chef, brandisihing a butcher's knife.

"Well I told you that he wanted mackerel seasoned with paprika!" yelled the other, grabbing a pan of hot oil.

At that point the manager walked in holding a plate, just as b...

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An artist is commissioned to create a painting...

portraying Colonel Custer's final thoughts before he died. After 6 months of work, the artist reveals the painting to the museum director.
To the director's dismay, it is a painting of a lake and fish with halos around their heads jumping out of the water. There are also Indians fornicating o...

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