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Tap Dancing Jokes

What do you call it when a tap dancing mare signals for help?

Horse code

I've recently taken up tap dancing.

Unfortunately I keep falling into the bath.

I used to do a lot of tap dancing

but I kept falling in the sink

Shock Rocker Alice Cooper says he's taken up Tap Dancing during lockdown, with online group lessons every Wednesday

He says he's making slow progress, but doing better than Elton John, who - after six weeks - is still standing.

Dance

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,00...

A detective was once called to a farm in rural Tennessee to investigate a murder. [OC]

Upon arriving, he asked the farmer what had happened.

“Well” the farmer said, “I was working in my barn, replacing the oil filter on the tractor when I heard somebody scream, then a loud ‘wham’, and then silence. I rushed outside and saw my farmhand, dead in the middle of the yard, with a poo...

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