I used to do a lot of tap dancing

but I kept falling in the sink

Shock Rocker Alice Cooper says he's taken up Tap Dancing during lockdown, with online group lessons every Wednesday

He says he's making slow progress, but doing better than Elton John, who - after six weeks - is still standing.

I've recently taken up tap dancing.

Unfortunately I keep falling into the bath.

Did you hear about the tap dancing blonde?

She slipped off and broke her leg

what do you call tap dancing with subtitles?

Dubstep

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