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If Jesus Christ died for our sins...

then who died for our cos and tans?

Three light-skinned gentlemen walked into a tanning salon

They were looking to get their tan. The owner of the salon were happy to recieve them and asked them what tans they wanted.

The first gentleman said he wanted a light tan, so the salon owner led him to a tanning bed that was colored caramel.

The second gentleman said he wanted a gold...

I’m opening a new tanning salon in Africa.

Im going to call it Tanzania. (Tans in ‘ere)

If people in Bangkok had a favorite NFL team, what team would they root for?

The Thai-tans

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Kids swearing too much

*I was just reminded of this joke from my high school years. I haven't seen it here but apologies in advance if it was posted in the past.*

A mother is frustrated with three boys constantly swearing, so she tells them that there will be harsh consequences for cursing starting tomorrow. The ne...
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