Genie grants three wishes...

A paralegal, an associate, and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you one." "Me first!" says the paralega...

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Went for a testicle check up last week. The little tai nurse cupped my balls and said 'dont worry, it's normal to get an erection during this procedure'

I said 'i haven't got an erection'

She said 'no, but I have'

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TIL That the Japanese Actually Have a Word for Cartoon Chicken Sex...

It's called Hen-tai.

An accountant and a lawyer were laying on a beach in Hawaii sipping mai tai's

The lawyer started telling the accountant how he came to be there.

"I had this downtown property in Memphis that caught fire and after the insurance paid off, I came here."

The accountant said, "I had a downtown property, too, in Miami. It got flooded so here I am with the insuranc...

Tai Lopez really changed my life

He's the reason I installed adblock.

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What sort of pornography does chickens watch?

Hen-tai

What do you call an Asian woman who's always in the right place at the right time?

Tai-ming.

Why donโ€™t a lot of people talk about older Chinese martial arts?

Because itโ€™s a tai-chi subject

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

Tai Wan Shu

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a joke that isn't racist

a guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks:

"hey do you know, tai quon do, ju jutsu, kung fu or any of that shit?"

offended the Asian man replies: "what you think that just because i'm asian i know martial arts?"

the man replies: "nah its because y...

How to speak Chinese

That's not right..................................Sum Ting Wong


Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?


See me asap......................................Kum Hia Nao


Stupid man........................................Dum Gai


Small horse....

There was a Chinese man who was obsessed with spoonerisms

He loved drinking chai tea and doing tai chi.

Who invented the machine for writing?

A chinese man by the name of Tai Ping.

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East meets West

A guy pulls up to a bar and walks in to get a drink. Almost immediately, he is accosted by another guy who has obviously had one-to-many.
The drunk demonstrates a clumsy karate chop and says, "That was karate from China." The new arrival just nods noncommittally and attempts to sit at the bar. Un...

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