"Master Chong-Li, why does everyone think we Asian people all look the same?"
and he responds: "Who the hell is master Chong-Li?"
Ching Chong actually means something in Chinese!
It means you're racist
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Chong Lee is on his deathbed
Chong Lee is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
So, he says to them: "Kwon, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
"Chai, you take the apartments over in the east end."
"Mando, I want you to take the offices...
Two guys always order the noodle soup at “Kyoto soup restaurant”
Two guys always order the noodle soup at “Kyoto soup restaurant”. Every time they order the soup the same person always serves them. “Hey ching chong hurry up will you” the first man always says. ...
If King Kong ever went to China, he'd be called
Hope it's not a repost, heard this on the radio today...
Cheech and Chong are partying down in Tijuana, when they spot a dog up the road a ways.
Looking closer, they see the dog is frolicking about in the intersection, having a great time licking himself.
Cheech exclaims, "Man! I wish I could do that!"
Chong replies, "well... maybe yo...
A Black guy and an Asian guy are standing next to a pond.
A Black guy and an Asian guy are standing next to a pond. The Asian guy says, "This pond is Magical, if you skip a stone across it, you will hear the names of your ancestors." So the Asian guy picks up a stone and skips it, the stone makes a sound with each splash, "CHING-CHANG-CHONG." The black guy...