Why did the trans man only eat salad?

Because he was a herbefore.

What did the trans man say after finally telling his parents about his surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

I have trans parents.

I can see right through them.

You can't be trans and say that you're ugly

You're a customisable character

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin, they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake and they both knew it.

He said: "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet under you...

What does a closeted trans woman wear when they go out?

A masc

What do you call a fight between Trans people?

TRANSACTION

My doctor told me I have to stay away from trans fats.

I told him it's none of his business who I date.

What do you call an elderly trans person?

Translate.

Why did Iron Man become a trans woman?

Because she realized she was Fe-male!

I told my kids I wanted to be a trans-parent

They knew I was joking because they could see right through me

What do Joe Biden and trans people have in common?

Republicans want to block their transition

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Todays News: Russia takes a step towards inclusivity by establishing new task force comprised of Gay/Bi/Pan/Trans/etc enlistees...

Introducing: The KGBT

On pride month, the trans man spoke about how free he felt after his surgery.

It was like a huge weight off his chest.

Q: What would a Trans person be called if he/she has a child?

A: Transparent!

My dad felt he was clearly a woman

I guess that makes him TransParent

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On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it! Screaming.

she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?" For a moment ...

What's the least likely profession for a trans person?

Mail man.

Growing up with a trans parent is hard

You barely ever get to see them

Why was the trans person that just moved in always getting lost?

They were new to these parts.

Trans Fats

Fat people identifying as skinny.

I have so much respect for male to female trans people...

I mean, that surgery takes balls.

I came out to my Asian parents as a trans woman and told them I have a boyfriend named Shane.

I think they are taking it pretty well. They said they did't have a son and I would bring Shane to the family.

Some people are trying to cancel Dave Chappelle

In other words they are trying to stop his trans mission.

My doctor gave me a prescription for this new hormone replacement therapy.

Turns out it also helps with toothaches. It's trans-and-dental medication.

Having a trans parent is really difficult for kids.

It feels like they are never there.

Did you see the news about the trans couple adopting kids?

It was *Transparent*

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What do you call a group of Soviet musicians undergoing sexual reassignment?

Trans Siberian Orchestra

Did you know the first trans people came from Egypt?

It was when daddy's became mummy's

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Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One of the guys said he was going to bug him.

He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a real tosser.”

“Oh really, hmm, didn't know that.”

Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a tosser and he didn't care!"

"You just don't ...

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A man decides to go golfing one Sunday. He's in the clubhouse paying for 18 holes when a gorgeous blonde woman approaches him. "Hey, I noticed you're golfing alone," she said...

"I'm golfing alone too. Can I join you?"

The man enthusiastically agrees and they head to the course.

She's good. *Really* good, and beats the man's score by many strokes. The man is feeling self conscious for losing so soundly to a woman. The woman notices his change in mood and says,...

It feels like there is a new diet fad every other day

everyone is so concerned about trans fats but I think we should respect fat people and let them identify however they want

What do trans women and ravers have in common?

They both pop a lot of E.

A MtF Trans woman goes to a Halloween costume party...

But she shows up in her regular clothes. The party goers ask "did you forget this was a costume party?"

She replies "Oh I remembered. I'm dressed as one of the X-Men."

What do you call a vegetarian trans-man

A herbefore

My wife asked me if i was secretly trans.

So i packed her stuff and left.

What do you call a Trans potato?

A French fry

Why do we need Trans visibility day?

Isn't that against the whole point of transparency?

A woman comes out as trans to her dad. What did the dad say?

"I have no son."

I was bitten by a nonbinary vampire last night...

They came from Trans-Sylvania.

Do trans girls float in water?

After all, they are boy’nt

So I realized that I'm trans a few months ago

And you know what? In a lot of ways it's made life easier. Estrogen definitely causes mood swings but I feel like I've been having fewer and fewer bad days.

Yep, it sure does feel easier to keep my head over the water now that I'm boyn't.

What do you call a trans person that doesnt want to do something right now?

A translater

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MTF trans people deserve a lot of credit if they get sexual reassignment surgery.

That decision takes balls.

What’s the hottest thing about trans girls?

You know they’re all squirters

If duct taping a Matchbox Trans Am to one's ear and pretending it's a Bluetooth device is wrong, then maybe—

hang on... I've gotta take this.

We had a trans friend come over for Christmas this year

He said he can’t wait to eat, drink and be Mary

I found out the other day that my car is a big supporter of the LGBTQ community.

The mechanic even said it had a great trans mission.

I felt my personal trainer was being a bit of a bigot today…

When he told me his one rule was “no trans fats“.

What is a trans person's favorite Brittany Spears song?

"I'm not a boy, not yet a woman"

I went to my son’s parent teacher conference today

An unkept older man walked out and yelled to me I can go in after the trans.

I was mortified. I started saying in this day and age anyone can be whoever they want. It’s disgusting people like you who make this world a horrible place.

That’s when I saw the Vietnamese family walk out. ...

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What do you call a sexual interaction between two trans individuals?

A transaction.

This is the only good original joke I've made in my entire life, and that's not a joke!
Haven't seen this posted elsewhere before.

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

Marvel have announced their newest Superhero team, one consisting entirely of Trans-woman.

The Ex-Men.

A trans woman complained about having her makeup done without her consent.

"I told him not to do it but he did anyway!"

But the guy who did her makeup told his side of the story:

"You DID consent. I asked if I could do it and your exact words were 'I'll pass, thanks.'"

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What do you say when you meet a gay, black, trans person?

"Hello."

How many trans people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But they have to live in the dark for 30 years before they're allowed to change, and nobody will believe them afterwards.

A trans friend of mine was recently able to adopt a kid.

Haven’t really seen him around lately, though, now that he’s a trans parent.

What kind of programming do trans robots have?

Non-Binary

Son: Dad, what are this 'trans fats" given on the label?

Dad: Trans fats are both groups of people you can't make fun of.

My trans child can’t see me.

It’s probably because I’m transparent.

My dad is see through and used to be a woman.

He’s a transparent trans-parent.

Did you hear that doctors were able to replace a stamen with a pistil?

It was the first successful trans-plant.

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My breasts haven’t grown much since I decided to transition

I guess that’s what I get for cutting out all of my trans fat

To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans...

Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner.

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Me and my trans male buddy decided to form a bowling team.

We’re calling ourselves “2 Men 2 Balls 1 Goal.”

I COMPLETELY disagree with Trump's military trans ban...

I mean, wouldn't all those attack helicopters be useful??

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Help, my wife is missing!!!

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never ...

Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn’t know what group to join...

She’s still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former

Favorite car of the LGTBQ community?

Trans Am I?

What do you call a trans demon?

An Evil Trap.

I really identify with the trans movement...

For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!

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