Talents Jokes - 9 Hilarious Talents Jokes

I have many hidden talents…

Problem is I don’t know where they are

God was handing out talents one morning

To some, He gave the power to create life. The angels around Him were in awe as crops flourished and population soared. To others, he gave fine skills and artistry. His angelic entourage marveled at intricate needlework, tapestry, and sculpture.

God stooped down low and found a man waiting i...

It's a shame that, for all Weird Al's talents, he'll never know the ultimate height of fame

He'll never be parodied by Weird Al.

Talent

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.

I was never recognized for my architectural talents until I built a new temple for the local Muslim population.

Nobody cared who I was until I put up the Mosque.

With the crisis in Northern California one could argue PG&E is utilizing its talents.

They are pulling a total power move.

Kim and Kanye are combining their talents to make a new genre of music

they call it plastic rap

A man heard a talk show was looking for people with unusual talents

When he showed up to audition for the segment the talk show host asked him what talent he was going to perform. The man explained "I imitate birds." The talk show host laughed, waving him away saying "thousands of people can imitate birds. We want something nobody has ever seen before." The man shru...

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I was driving down a country road when I saw a sign: "Talking Dog For Sale."

I drove another mile before I turned around. A talking dog? Really?

I pulled up a gravel laneway and parked next to the barn. An old farmer was working on his tractor.

"Excuse me," I said, "but I couldn't help but notice your sign. Is it true you have a talking dog for sale?"

"Y...

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