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what do you call a two tailed cat

a boi

Do you know that the white-tailed deer can jump higher than your average house. ?

This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house can't jump.

Every hotel room was taken.

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded. "Or just a bed--I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you t...

Did you hear about the long tailed game bird whos boyfriend suddenly proposed to her?

She was pheasantly surprised

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