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I think Unilever should print little government conspiracies on their cotton swabs.

They could call them โ€œQ tipsโ€

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Startup for medical tests via swabs

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swabs are made compulsory for all international travellers to China.

This is in line with their "China first" policy. First China enters you, then you enter China.

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US Government furious at China for making Covid swabs mandatory for all foreign arrivals

If anyone's going to our citizens, it's gonna be us! The US government!
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