Sums Jokes - 10 Hilarious Sums Jokes

This sums up the 90s

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 = 945

This pretty much sums up the eighties

80 + 81 + 82 + 83 + 84 + 85 + 86 + 87 + 88 + 89 = 845

That pretty much sums up the 70s

70+71+72+73+74+75+76+77+78+79 = 745

This joke pretty much sums up the past 5 years

2013+2014+2015+2016+2017

When I was younger I couldn’t wrap my head around infinite sums

But now it all adds up

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I just realized the fight between obi wan and Anakin perfectly sums up the past year of fighting between Millenials and Boomers, respectively.

When Jedi business becomes too real.

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Millenials: You have allowed this giant turd to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Boomer : Don't lecture me, child, I see through the lies of the libtards I do not fear t...

How much do astraunauts make?

astronomical sums I guess

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I have a job offer for you, and I will pay you huge sums for it. All you have to do is tie up my poop

I shit, you knot

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Adult Names

A man is driving his five-year-old son to school for his first day.

Suddenly the boy shouts out "Daddy! Daddy! Look at those moo cows in that field."

His father says "Hang on, you're a big boy now, you must use adult names. It's a cow, not a moo cow."

The boy i...

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.

The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your child...

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