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So I put a suction cup dildo on my bookcase for my wife

She slapped me and said "You can go fuck your shelf".

What trophy do octopuses win as the grand prize in the cephalopod racing tournament?

The Suction Cup

Country girl Sheila, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom tiles.

Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suction cupped herself to the Bathroom Floor.

She yelled out for her Ol' Man, "Biker John!
He came running in.

"I've suctioned myself to the floor."

"Biker John tried to pull her up.
"You're stuck re...

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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