Man: "Aww geez, my life sucks!"

Narrator in Hiroshima: *It was about to get a whole lot worse*

What sucks but doesn’t suck at the same time

A broken vacuum cleaner

Third wheeling with a toxic couple SUCKS.

Btw.. I'm with my parents right now..

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You know what sucks the most about being a democrat in a republican household?

If you try to address the Elephants in the room, you end up making an ass of yourself

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Life sucks.

That's probably why most people choose to be dicks...

My umbrella broke in half today, which sucks

But it's OK, because the weatherman said there's only a 50% chance of rain.

What do you call 2 pirates that like each other?

a pirate ship


i know it sucks but i literally made this on the spot like a couple mins ago and thought to share it

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Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has pissed “Trump Sucks” in the fresh snow.

Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says “Mr President, I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is we’ve done a dna test on the urine, and found the culprit. It turns out it’s Mike Pence’s.” “That traitor”, shouts Trump. “I’ll have him hang...

This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men

We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

Sucks how every girl I'm interested in is either taken

or has good taste in men

What does sasquatch use for money?

Cryptid-currencies.

(Yeah I know it sucks)

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3 guys died and went to heaven

As they were standing in front of the pearly Gates jesus appeared before them and explained, unfortunately we have been running at full capacity and at the moment we can only let in people in who died in an especially horrific way.

The first guy started to explain how he died. I left work ea...

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I love being bipolar.

It fuckin sucks.

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 50 told me my generation sucks...

I could afford a house in the economy they've ruined!

When you wake up and think life sucks.

But at least my name is not North Kardashian West

A Sesame Street treat...[this joke sucks]

"Ernie, do you want some ice cream?"

"Sherbert."

Scientists recently discovered that there's no such thing as gravity...

This planet just sucks.

Who is the worst superhero?

Vacuum Man. He sucks.

This sucks, 2022 is going to be terrible

Because 2022 is 2020, too

You know cancer sucks at first...

But it grows on you over time.

Sudden end of a longtime friendship

**Sudden end of a longtime friendship**
*a short story*

Monica was breastfeeding her son
while her best friend Soniya sat nearby...

Monica asked - 'Does my son resemble me or his father?'

Soniya - 'He looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father!'

**The End*...

What is the difference between a wife and a job

A job still sucks after ten years

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My girlfriend is very paradoxical...

She sucks at blowjob.

I made this joke up on the way home from work, sorry if it sucks: A history teacher tells a failing student that those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Student: But history is so boring!

Teacher: Well, if you don't do better you'll be retaking it next year.

Student: What??

Teacher: I TOLD you, those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it!

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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were sitting around talking about how much they hate their lives

The cucumber said, "man my life sucks the most, whenever i get big, fat, and juicy someone chops me up and throws me in a salad. The pickle speaks up, "man you dont know shit, when i get big, fat, and juicy someone sticks me in vinegar, covers me in spices, and closes me in a jar. The penis has had ...

I walked past a guy fetching water out of a deep hole, when suddenly he was pulled in with an incredible force!

I thought to myself, "Well that sucks"

Living with a tumor isn't all that bad

It sucks at first, but it'll grow on you

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