Two doctors were at the subway station, heading for another work day
When they noticed an old man hunching and limping around.
— Poor guy - says one doctor — Yet another victim of sclerosis.
— Sclerosis? - asks the other one — I don't think so. That's clearly rheumatism.
— You can't be serious - replies the first one — How are you even a doctor i...
How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way"
(there's no f in way)
*joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Max has been working as a garment cutter for over 30 years for the same small company.
He had never been late once. One day he shows up for work two hours late with blood running from his lip and nose. His clothes are a mess, he's limping terribly, and looks to be in a lot of pain.
The boss asks him, "So Max, why are you late?"
Max breathlessly answers, "As I was going...
Murphy in London
Murphy found himself in the London underground subway station, at four o’clock in the morning. He walked along to the escalator, on the escalator it is written, “Dogs must be carried on the escalator.” he thought, “God, where am I going to find a dog at this hour of the night?”
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A guy loses his right arm and he's considering to take his life
He walks by the subway station waiting for the moment when the train arrives to the station to make a leap of faith into the train rails.
When the train is about to arrive he sees a guy without both of his arms coming down from the stairs, dancing jumping and spinning around.
He appro...
A new Wall Street Journal employee walks into a bar ...
... but can't because the only one near WSJ headquarters is at the bottom of a giant square-shaped sinkhole.
He asks an older employee what happened, but is just told that it can be accessed with the city's subway station. Still confused, he decides to walk underground to investigate and e...
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