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Subway Sandwich Jokes

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.

On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

Why did the tomato refuse to get on the Subway sandwich?

Because it didn't want to be part of a sub-culture.

A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.

The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
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I tried to share a subway sandwich with a homeless man on the bus.

He kept telling me to fuck off and get my own.

TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich!

Whoops, wrong sub.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

*Make me one with everything*

Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch.

I'm sorry.

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