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Subs Jokes

One sinking sub is called The Titan, what do you call a fleet of sinking subs?

Reddit.

Why shouldn't subs go underwater?

Because the bread gets soggy

Hookers on Naval Subs

Substitutes.

Why are there no subs in Pennsylvania?

Everyone is either a hoagie or a dom.

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A new redditor subs into r/jokes

He's surprised to see that instead of jokes, all the posts are just numbers. Like "#12215" and "#23785."
He's more surprised to see that the posts have thousands or tens of thousands of upvotes despite being only numbers. Confused, he PM's the mods asking about it. The mod replies: "Oh all the j...

What happened to the transphobic subs during the ban wave?

They got TERFed out.

Why do people always talk about gaming on politics subs?

Also, can anyone tell me why Mortal Kombat: Ultra isn't on Steam?

NFSW subs are like Ph.D dissertations

People with similar interest constantly asking for the source.

New decade, new jokes on this sub

See the statement above for the biggest joke on this sub

What I learned from this subs

The best joke always in the comments section

Two types of people go on NSFW subs.

The people too ashamed to comment, and the people too busy to comment.

TIFU by getting myself a sandwich from Subway instead of Firehouse Subs.

Wait, wrong sub

Subway is really upset about allegations concerning the meat in their subs...

They haven't been this worried about meat between buns since Jared was sentenced.

50 Jokes for 50 US States Part II

# Alaska

An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, 'Where were you on the night of October to April?'

Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous va...

Jared Fogle likes his subs the way he likes his women...

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