UPJOKE
submarinerudolf gundlachprismgun turretworld war isonarpinholebinocularshubblesimon laketelescopeworld war iimirrorsubprinting

Periscope Jokes

A new Navy recruit has his first day on the submarine...

He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.

"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."

The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.

"Son I'm changing your post ...

You use a telescope for looking through space and a periscope for looking through water. But what do you use to look through walls?

A window.

I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes.

Things are looking up.

Relaxing location

While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. “You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them.

Dad wasn’t sold: “Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going...
1 joke is hidden here because they may not be suitable for all ages.
show them anyway

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.