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Nautilus Jokes

Nautilus

Two succesful marine biologists come back from their recent expedition, near the seas of Indonesia.

Biologist 1: You won't believe our results. We documented so many different types of fish, including a lot of nautiluses.

Biologist 2: It's not a lie.

Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?

Because he was on the Nautilus...

How does Santa keep track of the bad sea creatures?

He puts them on the nautilus.

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