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Life of a salesman

So a department store famous for carrying everything is looking to hire a new sales associate. They have narrowed it down to two candidates. They decide to do a trial run and give them each a week to see who earns the highest commission to see who gets the job.

The first guy comes in every d...

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The Captain of a ship saw another ship on a collision course with his.

It was a pitch black night and the radio was on the fritz, so he decided to use Morse code to communicate with the vessel way out of sonar range.

He signaled out: change course 10 degrees west.

The reply comes back: change yours 10 degrees east.

The Captain signals back to th...

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"The watch"

My dad just reminded me of this old classic!

Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. "It's a quarter to six," he says....

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