Putin denies Russian naval exercises in Finnish waters, claims that sonar readings "were misinterpreted".

Whoops, wrong sub.

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Life of a salesman

So a department store famous for carrying everything is looking to hire a new sales associate. They have narrowed it down to two candidates. They decide to do a trial run and give them each a week to see who earns the highest commission to see who gets the job.

The first guy comes in every d...

Three sailors are at their posts in a submarine.

The sub is cruising underwater, and all is well. One man is at the sonar, one by the periscope, while the captain minds his own duties. Suddenly the fellow on the sonar tries to speak up, surprised. He's cut off by an impact against the sub, a shudder and groan, and then a chilling howl. No one has ...

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"The watch"

My dad just reminded me of this old classic!

Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. "It's a quarter to six," he says....

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