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Sword Swallower Jokes

Sword swallower found dead

The police suspect it's an inside job

The sword swallower went to a sewing store to buy pins and needles

He was on a diet

I was the comedic host at a banquet for sword swallowers when a food fight broke out...

I killed!

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What do you call a prostitute at the circus?

A sword swallower

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A callow youth walks into a talent scout’s office…

…gingerly cradling a cardboard box with some small holes poked in two sides.

After sitting nervously among a four-foot-tall sword swallower, a violinist with six-fingers on each hand, and a sexy contortionist named LuLu LaFrance who whispered something in his ear that turned him beet red, the...

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