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Why was Sideshow Bob so jealous of Moe?

He always wanted to be a bartender.
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Why canโ€™t Sideshow Bob mix drinks?

Heโ€™s a failed Bart ender.
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What's the difference between Moe and Sideshow Bob?

Ones the bartender, the others the Bart ender.
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Sideshow Bob bought out Moe's Tavern...

...So he could become a BARTender!
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I made a sideshow of guessing whether you're right or left handed just by asking your favorite color.

I'm very proud of my 90% success rate.
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Why does Sideshow Bob look up to Moe?

Because Bob also wants to be a Bart-Ender.
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Bird Impression

A traveling sideshow puts up a help wanted ad. A guy gets all excited and applies.

The sideshow owner brings him in for an interview and asks, "Ok, what's your talent? What can you do for me?"

The guy says "I do a really great bird impression!"

The owner responds, "Pff, no thank...
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Hey, it happens as you get older

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30 years ago I saw a sideshow that touted, "Harold, the Magnificent Jew"

Intrigued I paid the entrance fee and had a seat in a packed tent with about 50 others.

In the back of the tent was a table on a small stage. The sideshow barker came out with a large fellow in just a ...

From the Newsdesk: Television Star turned Politician loses bid for reelection amidst corruption allegations...

Our request for a comment from Sideshow Bob's campaign staff was declined
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A boy goes to the circus

and one of the sideshows is a tent that says "Man Who Remembers Everything." Intrigued, the boy goes inside and sees an old Native American man sitting on the ground. He approaches the man and asks, "If you remember everything, what did you have for breakfast exactly three weeks ago?"

Without...
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