Escape Artist Jokes - 7 Hilarious Escape Artist Jokes

Did you hear about the stuttering escape artist who kept on getting sent to jail?

He never finished his sentences

What do you call an escape artist dog?

Basset Houndini

How did the escape artist annoy r/jokes?

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

now museum, now you don't

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Whats the difference between a performance by a female pornstar and an act by an escape artist?

One is a cunning stunt, the other has a stunning cunt.

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Disturbance

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too.

Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an esca...

What do farts and Houdini have in common?

Both are great escape artists, but once the trick is done everybody leaves.

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