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What do you call something that’s more sexual than a sword?

rapier.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small fencing sword?

One's a little rapier...

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A man and a small sword are both under arrest for sexual misconduct

A detective/ interviewer is being brought to the two sexual predators who are both in separate rooms. First he goes to the room with the man. The man is not constrained and is sitting on a chair. The detective peaks in the window to the room and asks the officer "What exactly did he do?" the officer...

A girl had the choice of going out with either a fencer or a boxer.

The fencer was really kind and gentle, while the boxer seemed rowdy. In the end, she chose to go out with the boxer.
I asked her, "Why did you choose the boxer? The fencer seemed really nice."
She responded, " I don't know, the fencer just seemed rapier."

What kind of sword does a dueling priest wield?

A Rapier

Bill Cosby may no longer be one of the Greats

But at least he'll always be known for his rapier wit.

Harvey Weinsteins weapon of choice?

The Rapier.

What's the difference between Zorro's weapon and Donald Trump?

One is a light bladed thrusting weapon, and the other is a bit rapier...

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An American, a Frenchman and a Japanese man are members of a sword club.

The three of them are regarded as the best in the club. They wanted to decide once and for all who is the best of the three of them.

Suddenly a fruit fly comes buzzing in the room and the American pulls out his sabre and with a swing the fly drops dead on the floor. They inspect it and saw th...

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