If you watch a movie with Jackie Chan backwards...

You will get a documentary about a Chinese guy who assembles furniture with his feet.

Why can't Jackie Chan fight the Coronavirus?

He only knows kung-flu.

Why couldn’t Jackie Chan catch the corona?

He was very well trained in defence of Kung Flu.

If Jackie Chan ever dies, will he go to hell?

No. There's no Chans in hell.

How many Jackie Chans does it take to change a weebs light bulb?

One because hes the Onii Chan they need.

What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother?

Chris Chan

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After completing a celebrity pro-am golf tournament, Jackie Chan walks into the clubhouse bar...

As he makes his way through the crowd of professional golfers and lesser celebrities, he mentions to his playing partner, Phil Mickelson, that he makes a point of playing as many pro-ams as he can throughout the year because “it gives him a chance to network with other celebrities.”

At that v...

With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.

Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?

Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?

Because they're so full of mummies

(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)

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