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Jackie Chan Jokes

If you watch a Jackie Chan movie backwards...

You will get a documentary about a Chinese guy who assembles furniture with his feet.

Why can't Jackie Chan fight the Coronavirus?

He only knows kung-flu.

What's Jackie Chan's favorite band?

The Foo Fighters

If Jackie Chan ever dies, will he go to hell?

No. There's no Chans in hell.

Why couldn’t Jackie Chan catch the corona?

He was very well trained in defence of Kung Flu.

How many Jackie Chans does it take to change a weebs light bulb?

One because hes the Onii Chan they need.

With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.

Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?

Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?

Because they're so full of mummies

(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)

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