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Jackie Chan Jokes

Why can't Jackie Chan fight the Coronavirus?

He only knows kung-flu.

If you watch a Jackie Chan movie backwards...

You will get a documentary about a Chinese guy who assembles furniture with his feet.

If Jackie Chan ever dies, will he go to hell?

No. There's no Chans in hell.

What's Jackie Chan's favorite band?

The Foo Fighters

Why couldn’t Jackie Chan catch the corona?

He was very well trained in defence of Kung Flu.

How many Jackie Chans does it take to change a weebs light bulb?

One because hes the Onii Chan they need.

Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?

Because they're so full of mummies

(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)
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